Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbeque wrecking, no-nothing know-it-all! Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!īart: Uhhh, Dad. Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. 'Lord help me, Im just not that bright.' The father, the dope, and more or less the main character of the show. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.īart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Homer: 'Hearye, hearye: Ye old town crier proclaimed crappy by all - chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shall rock thy world' okbrain.wav (84K) okbrain.mp3 (84K) okbrain.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Homer: 'Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. Simpson this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Now where was I? Oh, yeah: stay away from my booze. The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. Homer: STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? except at that guy who made sound effects. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. The last 10 seconds with Bart having this "oh for fuck sake" expression is priceless. Homer schooling or teaching his kids a lesson is always commedy gold.
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